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The Silmarillion by Ted Nasmith

detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

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shavingryansprivates:

xxxanimeweedlord420xxx:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

get over yourself

vegetables make me cry. im 20

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cunt-candle:

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

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bromogeekmusings:

radimus-co-uk:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

it finally feels like 2014

Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.

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"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."

- Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

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chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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"When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that."

- Anthony Mackie (via rexilla)

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angrybisexualcesium:

mydesires-br:

Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)

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mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

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foodnun:

Omfg

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Steve + shields

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